This press release makes it official: ABC is expanding its “reality” offerings with a new show in which Shaq battles top-flight athletes at their own sports. Slated to participate: Super Bowl Winner Ben Roethlisberger, 3-time Wimbledon Winner Serena Williams, 6-foot Bong Champion Michael Phelps, Gold Medalists Kerri Walsh and Misty May-Treanor. Shaq also plans to bring Bruce Lee and Rudolf “Minnesota Fats” Wanderone back from the dead and defeat them.
Shaq is a Follower of Kali (on Twitter)
Here are some snarky, topical suggested events for season two: Getting Killed by Lover vs. Steve McNair; Interstate DUI Challenge vs. Donte Stallworth and “Dirty” Diana Taurasi; Cycling Without Nuts vs. Lance Artmstrong; First 3/4 of Golf Tournament vs. Ricky Barnes; Getting Traded for Cap Space vs. Shaquille O’Neal; Black Guy Playing Ice Hockey vs. nobody.
I think Shaq is actually an alien.
[...] Sumo already made some fun jokes about Shaq’s new show. I assure you, if the much-less-gregarious Nash were the star, the show may not be as widely [...]