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The news that Manny Being Manny includes Drago-esque chemical amplification pushed me to throw something together fast. I’ll admit that I was shocked, which reveals little other than my immense but quickly dissolving naivety. This from a guy whose favorite player growing up was Jose Canseco.

A glorious future ahead for these two choir boys.

A glorious future ahead for these two choir boys.

Yes, I had a Bash Brothers poster on my wall, and the ol’ ’86 Donruss Rated Rookie is still safely ensconced in a Lucite screw down case in my old bedroom closet. My father happens to run a drug-testing lab, and belittled my young fandom with references to “Steroid Canseco.” This was in the late ‘80s, so despite twenty years of steroid revelations, I can still be shocked. Again, revealing nothing more than that I am a sucker.

  Ah, young Jose.  So much roid-fueled potential, and I’m not just talking about that sweet proto-stache.

Ah, young Jose. So much roid-fueled potential, and I’m not just talking about that sweet proto-stache.

The following isn’t scientific. But I grabbed a career list of all-time players, sorted by wOBA, which is one of the new-fangled baseball stats that pretty much sums up the offensive production of a player in one number. (BTW, I got this from Fangraphs.com – an awesome site for intelligent baseball discussion, unlike the tripe this site puts out). I did a simple sort, and went through highlighting players from what I remember as the steroid era, basically the mid 80s to today. The goal is to draw a line at which suspicion starts – that is, after all the revelations of the past 10 years, we’ve come to the point where anybody north of the line is pretty much considered guilty until proven innocent. This is based on nothing more than the numbers, but when you look at the company they keep numbers-wise, it’s hard to think they did it “au naturale.”

Where to draw the line? Again, nothing scientific, but it’s hard to figure this guy was below the line:

338 Sammy Sosa 0.37

The list is below, in all its potentially-defamatory glory. Confirmed, or near-confirmed users include Bonds, Giambi, A-Rod, Juan Gonzalez, Sheffield, Palmeiro, and Mr. Canseco. I put in bold the steroid-era players that I recognized, but probably missed a few. And yes, seeing Edgar Martinez above the line makes me cringe. Any confirmation that Edgar’s glory was enhanced would result in my actual tears. His game-winning double in the 1995 ALDS is, to this day, pretty much the greatest moment in my life. So, I’ll hold on to my last shred of youthful belief that Edgar is one of the few modern players north of the Line that did it clean. Well, at least as clean as the amphetamine-fueled greats of the 50s through 90s, but you get my drift. Review the list and watch the heroes of your youth fall. Two final things, 1) seeing Big Dan Brouthers (#19) play was really something special. I wish you all could have been there, 2) Gene Tenace – WHAMMY! (#324)

Rank

Name wOBA

1

Babe Ruth

0.51

2

Ted Williams

0.493

3

Lou Gehrig

0.474

4

Rogers Hornsby

0.459

5

Jimmie Foxx

0.458

6

Hank Greenberg

0.453

7

Ty Cobb

0.451

8

Billy Hamilton

0.447

9

John McGraw

0.442

10

Joe Jackson

0.439

11

Barry Bonds

0.439

12

Joe DiMaggio

0.439

13

Albert Pujols

0.436

14

Stan Musial

0.436

15

Tris Speaker

0.436

16

Johnny Mize

0.433

17

Bill Joyce

0.432

18

Mel Ott

0.432

19

Dan Brouthers

0.432

20

Mickey Mantle

0.431

21

Ed Delahanty

0.428

22

Ralph Kiner

0.428

23

Lefty O’Doul

0.428

24

Charlie Keller

0.428

25

Harry Heilmann

0.426

26

Jake Stenzel

0.423

27

Hack Wilson

0.423

28

Todd Helton

0.421

29

Manny Ramirez

0.421

30

Ken Williams

0.419

31

Bill Lange

0.419

32

Frank Thomas

0.416

33

Mark McGwire

0.415

34

Eddie Collins

0.414

35

Earl Averill

0.414

36

Larry Walker

0.414

37

Ray Grimes

0.414

38

Honus Wagner

0.414

39

Chuck Klein

0.413

40

Babe Herman

0.413

41

Willie Mays

0.413

42

Jackie Robinson

0.412

43

Alex Rodriguez

0.412

44

Mickey Cochrane

0.411

45

Benny Kauff

0.411

46

Jesse Burkett

0.409

47

Bob Johnson

0.409

48

Al Simmons

0.409

49

Bill Kenworthy

0.409

50

Lance Berkman

0.408

51

Bill Terry

0.408

52

Jim Thome

0.407

53

Joe Harris

0.407

54

Chipper Jones

0.407

55

Pete Browning

0.407

56

Riggs Stephenson

0.407

57

Joe Kelley

0.406

58

Jeff Bagwell

0.406

59

Mike Donlin

0.406

60

Frank Robinson

0.406

61

Jack Fournier

0.406

62

Gavvy Cravath

0.405

63

Hank Aaron

0.405

64

Duke Snider

0.405

65

Paul Waner

0.405

66

Dolph Camilli

0.405

67

Edgar Martinez

0.405

68

Chick Hafey

0.405

69

Roger Connor

0.404

70

Charlie Gehringer

0.404

71

Sam Thompson

0.403

72

Mike Tiernan

0.403

73

Goose Goslin

0.402

74

Arky Vaughan

0.402

75

Dick Allen

0.402

76

George Selkirk

0.402

77

Jason Giambi

0.402

78

Elmer Flick

0.401

79

Denny Lyons

0.401

80

Kiki Cuyler

0.401

81

Tommy Henrich

0.401

82

Hal Trosky

0.4

83

Jeff Heath

0.4

84

Ike Boone

0.4

85

Vladimir Guerrero

0.399

86

Ryan Braun

0.399

87

Nap Lajoie

0.399

88

Bill Salkeld

0.399

89

Hugh Duffy

0.398

90

Matt Holliday

0.398

91

Roy Cullenbine

0.398

92

Dale Alexander

0.397

93

Albert Belle

0.396

94

Ray Blades

0.396

95

Al Rosen

0.396

96

George Sisler

0.396

97

Ryan Howard

0.396

98

Frank Chance

0.396

99

Larry Doby

0.396

100

Mike Schmidt

0.395

101

Dick Wakefield

0.395

102

Wally Berger

0.395

103

David Wright

0.394

104

Jim Bottomley

0.394

105

Elmer Smith

0.394

106

George Grantham

0.394

107

Bill Dickey

0.394

108

Cupid Childs

0.394

109

Ross Youngs

0.394

110

Zeke Bonura

0.394

111

Joe Medwick

0.394

112

Phil Weintraub

0.394

113

Jimmy Bannon

0.394

114

Pete Reiser

0.394

115

Tip O’Neill

0.393

116

Gary Sheffield

0.392

117

Ed Morgan

0.392

118

Earle Combs

0.392

119

Hanley Ramirez

0.392

120

Bobby Abreu

0.392

121

David Ortiz

0.392

122

Fred Clarke

0.392

123

Monte Irvin

0.391

124

Joe Cronin

0.391

125

Travis Hafner

0.39

126

Chase Utley

0.39

127

Ferris Fain

0.39

128

Carlos Delgado

0.39

129

Bug Holliday

0.39

130

Miguel Cabrera

0.39

131

Gabby Hartnett

0.39

132

Eddie Mathews

0.39

133

Dave Orr

0.39

134

Brian Giles

0.39

135

Hack Miller

0.39

136

Don Hurst

0.39

137

Earl Webb

0.389

138

Mike Piazza

0.389

139

Cap Anson

0.389

140

Ross Barnes

0.389

141

Heinie Manush

0.389

142

Sid Gordon

0.389

143

Joe Hauser

0.389

144

Ken Griffey Jr.

0.389

145

Rudy York

0.389

146

Hughie Jennings

0.389

147

Harmon Killebrew

0.389

148

Harry Stovey

0.388

149

Willie McCovey

0.388

150

Del Bissonette

0.388

151

Willie Stargell

0.387

152

Mark Teixeira

0.387

153

Bill Nicholson

0.387

154

George Van Haltren

0.387

155

Whitey Kurowski

0.386

156

Cy Williams

0.386

157

Rickey Henderson

0.386

158

Mo Vaughn

0.386

159

George Harper

0.386

160

Harlond Clift

0.386

161

Mike Griffin

0.386

162

Joe Connolly

0.386

163

Tony Lazzeri

0.386

164

Willie Keeler

0.386

165

J.D. Drew

0.386

166

Al Wingo

0.385

167

Sherry Magee

0.385

168

Roy Campanella

0.385

169

Augie Galan

0.385

170

Ripper Collins

0.385

171

Enos Slaughter

0.385

172

Jason Bay

0.385

173

Sam Crawford

0.384

174

Dutch Zwilling

0.384

175

Jimmy Ryan

0.384

176

Frank Brower

0.384

177

Adam Dunn

0.384

178

Bob Meusel

0.384

179

Dixie Walker

0.384

180

Jim Edmonds

0.384

181

Zack Wheat

0.384

182

Kal Daniels

0.383

183

Frank Baker

0.383

184

Fred McGriff

0.382

185

Len Koenecke

0.382

186

Juan Gonzalez

0.382

187

Tex McDonald

0.382

188

Joe Morgan

0.382

189

Braggo Roth

0.382

190

Edd Roush

0.382

191

Tim Salmon

0.382

192

Bob Elliott

0.381

193

Norm Cash

0.381

194

Danny Taylor

0.381

195

Bobby Veach

0.381

196

Bubbles Hargrave

0.381

197

Minnie Minoso

0.381

198

Babe Phelps

0.381

199

John Stone

0.381

200

Les Fleming

0.381

201

Henry Larkin

0.381

202

Hank Sauer

0.38

203

Will Clark

0.38

204

Wally Schang

0.38

205

Josh Hamilton

0.38

206

Lu Blue

0.38

207

Rafael Palmeiro

0.38

208

Bob Caruthers

0.38

209

Johnny Bassler

0.38

210

Max Bishop

0.38

211

Wade Boggs

0.38

212

Oyster Burns

0.38

213

Prince Fielder

0.38

214

King Kelly

0.379

215

Levi Meyerle

0.379

216

Gil Hodges

0.379

217

Stan Hack

0.379

218

Wally Judnich

0.379

219

Al Kaline

0.379

220

Magglio Ordonez

0.379

221

Mike Grady

0.379

222

Bobby Estalella

0.379

223

Ellis Burks

0.379

224

Ben Chapman

0.379

225

David Justice

0.379

226

Moises Alou

0.379

227

Johnny Mostil

0.378

228

Reggie Smith

0.378

229

Kevin Youkilis

0.378

230

Ted Kluszewski

0.378

231

Hank Thompson

0.378

232

Rusty Greer

0.378

233

Ed Cartwright

0.378

234

Kevin Mitchell

0.378

235

Nomar Garciaparra

0.378

236

Joe Gordon

0.377

237

Al Scheer

0.377

238

Tommy Glaviano

0.377

239

Dummy Hoy

0.377

240

Danny Tartabull

0.377

241

Frankie Frisch

0.377

242

Bobby Doerr

0.377

243

Kip Selbach

0.377

244

Curt Walker

0.377

245

Stan Spence

0.377

246

Earl Smith

0.377

247

Steve Evans

0.377

248

Tuck Turner

0.377

249

Luke Easter

0.377

250

Vern Stephens

0.377

251

Johnny Frederick

0.377

252

John Olerud

0.376

253

Bibb Falk

0.376

254

Billy Williams

0.376

255

Eric Davis

0.376

256

Buck Ewing

0.376

257

Ernie Lombardi

0.376

258

Luke Appling

0.376

259

Tommy Holmes

0.376

260

Bob Nieman

0.376

261

Joe Sewell

0.376

262

Jose Canseco

0.375

263

George Gore

0.375

264

Nick Etten

0.375

265

Dom DiMaggio

0.375

266

Jack Clark

0.375

267

Jack Cust

0.375

268

Vic Wertz

0.375

269

Harvey Hendrick

0.375

270

Jim Rice

0.375

271

Reggie Jackson

0.375

272

Ken Phelps

0.375

273

Irish Meusel

0.375

274

Barney McCosky

0.375

275

Earl Torgeson

0.374

276

Roy Thomas

0.374

277

Scott Rolen

0.374

278

George Brett

0.374

279

Carl Yastrzemski

0.374

280

Jim Gentile

0.374

281

Roger Bresnahan

0.374

282

Joe Judge

0.374

283

Pepper Martin

0.374

284

Johnny Hopp

0.374

285

Frank Howard

0.374

286

Bruce Campbell

0.374

287

Derek Jeter

0.374

288

Nick Markakis

0.374

289

Dwight Evans

0.374

290

Tim Raines

0.374

291

Carlos Quentin

0.374

292

Sam Rice

0.374

293

Bob Fothergill

0.373

294

Baby Doll Jacobson

0.373

295

Jackie Jensen

0.373

296

Bobby Bonds

0.373

297

Ron Northey

0.373

298

Bill Keister

0.373

299

Don Lenhardt

0.373

300

Hank Leiber

0.373

301

Erubiel Durazo

0.373

302

Bing Miller

0.373

303

Greg Luzinski

0.373

304

Chick Stahl

0.373

305

Darryl Strawberry

0.373

306

Buck Freeman

0.373

307

Eddie Stanky

0.373

308

John Kruk

0.372

309

Carlos Beltran

0.372

310

Ron Blomberg

0.372

311

Lou Boudreau

0.372

312

George Treadway

0.372

313

Ryan Klesko

0.372

314

Grady Sizemore

0.372

315

Rocky Colavito

0.372

316

Vin Campbell

0.372

317

Ian Kinsler

0.372

318

Joe Mauer

0.372

319

Phil Cavarretta

0.372

320

Brad Hawpe

0.371

321

Bernie Williams

0.371

322

Jake Beckley

0.371

323

Fred Lynn

0.371

324

Gene Tenace

0.371

325

Pedro Guerrero

0.371

326

Tony Gwynn

0.371

327

Aaron Robinson

0.371

328

Pat Mullin

0.371

329

Elmer Valo

0.371

330

Dusty Miller

0.371

331

Jimmy Sheckard

0.371

332

Nick Johnson

0.371

333

Orlando Cepeda

0.37

334

Jorge Posada

0.37

335

Solly Hemus

0.37

336

Kent Hrbek

0.37

337

Dusty Cooke

0.37

338

Sammy Sosa

0.37

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The Line of Suspicion

7 Responses to “The Line of Suspicion”

  1. Scott Howard says:

    I always told anyone who asked that Kent Hrbek was more valuable than Sammy Sosa. Also how could you favorite player be in the same division with your favorite team? That’s just embarrassing.

  2. Dr. Greenbaumberg says:

    My A’s/Canseco fandom was pure front-running, no doubt about it. In my (weak) defense, the pre-Griffey M’s were just painfully boring and bad at baseball. I quickly added a Griffey: The Next Generation poster featuring Jr. and dad, but yes, embarrassing.

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  4. Scott Howard says:

    Sad to see that Harold Reynolds wasn’t enough for you.

  5. Dr. Greenbaumberg says:

    1977 64–98 .395 6th in AL West
    1978 56–104 .350 7th in AL West
    1979 67–95 .414 6th in AL West
    1980 59–103 .364 7th in AL West
    1981 44–65 .404 6th in AL West
    1982 76–86 .469 4th in AL West
    1983 60–102 .370 7th in AL West
    1984 74–88 .457 5th in AL West
    1985 74–88 .457 6th in AL West
    1986 67–95 .414 7th in AL West
    1987 78–84 .481 4th in AL West
    1988 68–93 .422 7th in AL West
    1989 73–89 .451 6th in AL West
    1990 77–85 .475 5th in AL West
    1991 83–79 .512 5th in AL West

    Good Times. No, HR was not enough.

  6. Dr. Greenbaumberg says:

    I’ve learned there’s some confusion on the premise of the list. Here’s the short version:

    1) I listed the greatest all-time hitters.
    2) I put in bold any player I recognized that played from the mid-80s or so on. These are players from the “Steroid Era.”
    3) Based on the revelations on steroid use, and compared with the historic performers, anybody ahead of Sosa is suspect. Therefore, everybody in bold is suspect.

    Feel free to argue where the line belongs, whether above or below Sosa.

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