Epic failure has a new home.
Posted in Arizona Sports, NBA, Sports on Dec 8th, 2009
Thanks to the Cardinals/Vikings game I didn’t have to watch more than a few minutes of the Lakers 2nd consecutive ass-pounding (technical term) of the Suns. Perhaps you’d think I would be a little concerned considering it was the Suns 3rd loss in 4 games – all by 17 or more. In fact 5 of [...]
Posted in NFL on Nov 3rd, 2009
I would like to extend my congrats to the Atlanta Falcons for pulling off this season’s most bullshit cover in last night’s MNF game. There I was, sitting at 2-3 for the week in the hyper-competitive SoD Cup, riding the Saints to cover (-10) like they have done all year.
When the Saints stopped the Falcons on 4th [...]
A former security guard assigned to provide security services to Tony Parker’s home has been arrested after stealing from Mr. Longoria. The security guard, who was already wanted for a previous burglary, helped himself to a signed Michael Jordan jersey and attempted to sell the jersey, worth over $20,000.00, for $500.00 on Craigslist. Unfortunately, this budding investment banker [...]
With Cleveland’s early departure from the NBA Playoffs, Nike is stuck with a worthless ad campaign staring the Lebron puppet. Sources confirm that Nike has done the only thing it can do in this situation: It has exiled the puppet to the Island of Disgraced Corporate Mascots, current home to the likes of Lil’ Penny, [...]
Posted in NCAA Football, Sports on May 29th, 2009
Early this week at an alumni event, octogenarian Joe Paterno said he would not welcome Notre Dame to the Big Ten. He said he would like to see Rutgers, Pittsburgh or Syracuse join the Big Ten so that the conference can expand from 11 teams to 12 and have an important conference championship game. Notre Dame has [...]
Posted in Economic Blight, Media, Not Sports, Politics on May 24th, 2009
People who like to jump: David Lee Roth. Hayden Christensen. The people in this movie. Count Chen Fuchao out of this group. After several hours of threatening to jump to his death from a bridge in China, Mr. Fuchao was “helped along” by a friendly Chinese passerby, Lai Jiansheng, who shook hands with him and [...]
Posted in Not Sports, Pop Culture on May 19th, 2009
Arizonans LOVE seeing UFO’s. It’s been proven time and time again. This story about sightings of a magical clear bubble ship NASA weather balloon is further proof of Arizona’s obsession with UFO’s. One has to wonder why Arizona is so frequently the destination of choice for alien craft? Is it the [...]
Posted in NBA on May 18th, 2009
Check out the latest Facebook entries in Vitamin Water’s new Kobe-Lebron ad campaign:
vitaminwater so now the great debate really begins. last year’s MVP, this year’s MVP- on a collision course to meet in the championship. weigh in with your opinion today.
vitaminwater with these two MVPs destine to meet in the championship, the great debate burns [...]
Posted in NCAA Football on May 12th, 2009
The Bowl Championship Series has paid former Oklahoma Sooner Felonious Land Thief and former U.S. Congress person J.C. Watts over $260,000.00 over the last five years for helping the BCS in Congress. Is J.C. Watts trying to torture OU fans everywhere? After all, the BCS did bring the wretched Sooner faithful this wonderful game:
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You have [...]
Posted in Arizona Sports, NBA on May 8th, 2009
Word per azcentral.com is that the Suns and interim head coach Alvin Gentry are closing in on a new deal that will remove “interim” from Gentry’s job title. Looks like the appropriate move considering the Suns averaged 117.7 points per game in Gentry’s 31 games, including scoring over 130 points on 6 different occasions. So [...]
